Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: lokis-horse-child)
Avengers inspired shoes
(Source: submarijn)
I have a whole tooth again and I don’t feel like a pirate.
Words from my dentist: “I have never seen a white girl lose as many teeth as you.”
So, my mom decides she wants to put a 'summer wreath' on the pantry door
Me: How about this one?
Her: Does it have pansies?
Me: Uh...yes.
Her: Then no. Your father is afraid of them.
I DON’T CARE WHAT THEY ARE
THEY UNDERSTAND
Thank you, drunk!me for changing half of the people in my contacts list to Marvel characters
Bruce Banner just sent me something that said ‘My god, the gamma radiation is out of control!!!!’
New Deadpool #29 — In which Steve Rogers takes one for the team and sits in Deadpool’s lap.
omfg
i think it’s more like “in which steve rogers keeps natasha from killing everyone in the car and sits in deadpool’s lap”
