June 29, 2012
What I’ve learned from watching Static Shock

  • Everyone in the city is either black or half black, especially if they’re underprivileged mutants.
  • Batman will kill these mutants. Just for kicks. Who cares that they’re teenagers? They like, wrecked part of a city man! Maybe a high school bathroom? They deserve death.
  • Batman and Robin either sit around in boxers and tank tops or they’re in uniform. There is no third option.
  • Ok, that’s not entirely true. Bruce Wayne occasionally wears a tuxedo
  • Nobody ever remembers Green Lantern.

Also, I have a question. How does the Justice League get from their floating tower in space to earth? Like, they seem to travel instantaneously. I’m not really a DCer, so I don’t know if it’s commonly known or if it’s hand-wavy superhero magic.

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